i’ve never consumed that liquid that many of the miscreants have called alcohol. Although it is considered an opioid of the masses, I have considered myself above such vices. My knave of a roommate, Bryan, on the other hand has consumed the devil’s liquid is voluminous contents. I would never indulge my vices in such a manner despite the temptations of liquor being abound everything. I commit to this life henceforth