At first I was upset the chick that he came to the planet was black because I was like this is some really woke BS but then I realized that he had to come as a black dude cuz she would identify with him quicker and she also hasn’t had the D in ages so she is going to want his alien penis in her poo nay nay! Who wants to beat their penises that she gets banged by him? The losers have to chop off their forskin, and if your Jewish, or your parents just didn’t give a shit, or think it was weird and illogical to chop a little newborns dick up for no legitimate reason and without his/your consent since you’ll never know what it’s like having a sheath or skin to protect your penis and scientifically considered the clitorious of men then you lose either way. I win cuz my parents didn’t want to chop my baby wiener and let me decide if I wanted to do it when I got older which I didn’t cuz when you have it you know how fucking awful it must be not to have it. I don’t need fucking lotion or lube to spank the bank and get a withdrawal. Fuck some
Traditions are brutal.