I have a reseirvor of Shrek’s cum on my property; it’s hidden from aerial view so the government’s helicopter’s can’t detect it, it is about 4000 tons worth of ogre cum, preserved using next-generation preservation techniques. It’s temperature regulated and stored in a silo that mimics Shreksticles, therefore it’s as if the sperm never even left his Shreksticles in the first place. I normally wouldn’t offer any to share, but im willing to give a tablespoon to each member of this community to do whatever they want with it. It’s not much, so be wise with you’re actions; if you want more after that, it’s going to be £5500 per tbsp. 50% of the proceeds go directly to Shrek, and the other 50% go into my pockets, which will allow me to continue my preservation efforts.