I had to explain my condom size to my mom at the grocery store.

I went back to school shopping yesterday, with me, my brother, and our mom. We briefly walked past the condom section, and my mom half-jokingly said to me “do you need me to buy you any?” She knows that I have a girlfriend and that we are sexually active, so I took her question seriously, but I told her no to avoid discussing it any further. I quickly told what happened to my gf, and she told me that we do in fact need condoms. I tried to sneakily and quickly grab a box of them, and put them in our shopping cart in the hopes my mom wouldn’t notice until we got home, or ideally, not at all. Sadly she did notice, and asked if I needed any help choosing what kind. I was mortified, but I couldn’t exactly avoid talking to her about it at this point. She then went on to describe in great detail the benefits of each condom type, and ended up asking me what size I am. That was the last straw. I told her, and she selected a box FOR me. It was a box of 24 non latex, lubricated condoms, by the brand SKYN. To top everything off, while handing me the box, she said “this is my favorite brand, it works so great for me.” It now sits in my room, and I dont want to ever open it.