Hi Hypixel scammers
You have no friend all you do is shake your booty in fornite and ban random innocent african\ people like me who eat the poo poo. Dear Hypixle, or should I say, Dear idiot

You are the dumbest 0 brain cell idiot server I have seen in my entire 10 years of existence and consciousness. You are dumber than a drunk Jar Jar Binks on 10 different kinds of drugs, and I will start treating you like a wasp, with no respect or empathy. I WOULD explain why I think you’re so stupid, but then I released YOU ARE STUPID and probably wouldn’t even understand a word I said. And don’t even bother trying to apologize, I wouldn’t understand any of your animalistic grunts that come out of your Neanderthal mouth. Your server us smaller than an atom hit by a shrink ray and your IQ is lower than negative infinity.

You are the type of server that would eat dog poop thinking it is sidewalk chocolate. You are the type of server that eats cereal by drinking the milk first, then eating the flakes raw. You are the type of server that would jump off the window of a 10 story buiding thinking you were Spiderman. You are the type of server that would draw a stick figure on an A4 sheet paper and mail it to the local history museum saying that your art ‘Deserves a place in the gallery’. You are as stupid as that, you primal slab of moving meat.

You would have to be dead to be completely eco friendly. You are a waste if oxygen, food, water, and other precious human resources. Even the ghost of my Darth Vader action figure I broke when I was 6, would be cringing at your stupidity. And my Darth Vader action figure didn’t have a brain.

You are a backstabbing bumbling buffoon, a 2 faced lying poopoo brain, an ultra unintelligent imbecile, and a betraying big idiot. You and that equally dumb Julian idiot were speaking that Neanderthal language you always speak and that made me angrier than the Darth Vader action figure ghost, And he’s pretty mad. You betrayed me and my life with your dumb 0 IQ brain and mouth and I hope I never need to see you and your pink jelly excuse of a brain ever again.

PS. I was going to end it here, but then I realised you are SO STUPID that you and your microscopic brain probably won’t understand a single word. So I put what I wrote through google translate to translate what I wrote into primal speak:

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