It was 2 in the afternoon, September 11. My(15M) local church was just about to start their prayer which was clearly stated to be on 9/11, during our preparations I noticed in the corner of the room the mechanics fixing 2 light bulbs. Immediately my sane perfectly stable mind thought of enourmous gargantuan titties. I felt a my penis start growing second by second but I had not reached my seat yet. I insisted on sitting down on the ground during the prayer, my first mistake. Immediately after the mechanics fixed the lightbulbs they went downstairs to start maintanence on the church basement, the vibrations were simply too much for my phallus to handle. And my final mistake, the pastor kept on reciting the names of the victims of 9/11 everytime he named a girl I was closer to ejaculation, unfortunately time was unkind to me and in the moment I ejaculated he had recited the name “Buck McMartin”, immediately I imagined Joe Exotic with his tiger as I fiercely ejaculated in my pants.

Tl;dr: I accidentally ejaculated to Joe Exotic during my church prayer due to 9/11