Ok so, you guys remember that snapchat filter that swaps genders? And remember how big it was when it was first introduced? Well you know me being the curious boy I am decided I would have a little look y’know I mean, everyone was talking about it so hey why not? So I go and take a picture and all that, and click on the filter, and oh my fucking god I am the most sexist being alive as a girl.

Without hesitation, I whip out my sock (I don’t use lube that often I usually go dry). And I start getting down with it. Oh my god it felt like pure ecstasy! I started out slow but I kept going faster and faster and faster and my god it had to be one of the GREATEST jerking sessions of my lifetime. I was SO fucking hot!

So I keep on going but my dick starts hurting, this happens every so often. I decide to grab some hand lotion from across my desk and take off the sock. After I’m done lubin’ it up, a start back up the choo choo train.

And ok its best I give some context, I’m pretty clumsy with my phone. I’ve dropped it many times and by now theres a big crack in the top-right corner. So you see I was in so much pleasure because of how beautiful I look that I forgot the tissues. So as I nut, it all comes flying out and straight into the crack on my phone, after that, it just fucking shut down, and I couldn’t use it anymore.

And that ladies and gentlemen, is how I broke my phone.

Edit: My dad beat my after he saw all the white stuff oozing out of my phone

Edit 2: It’s a samsung galaxy edge, not sure which model