Being attracted to femboys is actually one of the straightest things you can do.

Okay, just hear me out. I believe that being attracted to femboys is not gay – in fact, it’s incredibly straight. The basis of my argument boils down to the fact that femboys are males with feminine traits who dress up in female clothes. How on earth could that possibly be gay? Being attracted to men would make a man gay, but men are attracted to femboys because they look so feminine. If I showed you 10 pictures of people with half of them being femboys and half of them being actual females, I bet you wouldn’t be able to accurately guess which ones are which.

The next part of my argument has to do with the behavior of femboys. Typically, masculine men are more aggressive and dominant, while feminine women are more passive and submissive. In addition to dressing like women, most femboys also act similarly to women. They are passive and submissive and typically play the same role in a relationship that women would. If you top a femboy, you do it because of your masculine urges to dominate a feminine being. You absolutely SHOULD be attracted to submissive and breedable femboys.

The last portion of my argument is that femboys are fucking HOT. I have a fantasy where I am walking home from work and I come across a cute girl who is being attacked by a group of darker skinned fellows. I, being the straight and masculine man that I am, fend off the entire group of assailants and save the girl. She then offers to give me a “reward”, so I invite her to walk back to my apartment with me. She does and we have dinner together. Then we curl up and watch a movie together and she starts to get horny. I take off her thigh high socks and then remove her skirt. As I remove her panties, I can begin to see a small bulge. I remove them completely and see her penis, and then I realize that she’s actually a femboy. My already rock hard member becomes so hard it could easily sustain the weight of an entire Panzerkampfwagen tank on it. He bends over and I force my rock solid dick into his tight, quivering boy pussy. He moans a cute, high-pitched sound of pure ecstasy with every thrust. Eventually I bust, spewing my juices all over his cheeks.

That is why I love femboys. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.