in terms of male human and female baked goods breeding, the bundt cake is the most compatible cake for humans? Not only are they in the moist pound cake group, which is mostly comprised of only glazed surfaces, the vanilla bundt cakes have an average hole of 2in diameter, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive softness from low gluten development and access to longer baking times making the outside tougher, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly acidic ingredients and thin but smooth glaze topping, there’s no doubt in my mind that a fresh bundt would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also be baked with poppy seeds for ribbed pleasure, oil for extra moisture, and covered in butter cream frosting, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their hydrostatic abilities water absorption and batter hydration, they can easily recover from being fucked with enough water. No other cake comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your cake glaze turn white. Bundt cakes are literally built for human dick. Ungodly density, structure + water holding fat ingredients like egg yolk and butter means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.