There. I said it. Every single time I’ve tried to drink coconut water it just literally tastes like I’m pouring a genuine glass full of cum that I’m supposed to sip on and enjoy. I get lots of people enjoy coconut water but how do you not think it tastes like sperm!?

Edit: For the people that keep repeating the question ‘how do you know what cum tastes like?’, I’ve sucked a lot of dick and swallowed a lot of cum in my time. Hope this answers your questions.

Edit: I’ve also only ever tried bottled coconut water, never directly from the cocoNUT.