Young πβΊπ man, once you turn π 18, join the π Army, Navy π or Air Force. βΊ You π will πππ be able to climb πππ mountains, ride πππ choppers, ππβΊ burn π things, climb πππ down π buildings while running, πππ ride π a motorcycle, dive πππ rivers, go boating, swim. πππ Ride π horses, do jumping jacks, take π the boy to cross the river, πππ lift taquara bamboos, Sword of Omens give πππ me sight beyond πππ sight, πππ thunder, πππ Thundercats, πππ ohhhhhh. Pretend to be Tarzan, the πππ chopper is down. Fight in the π war, old cannon shot, πππ do a little spin. π Line up, drop on the floor, take a boat ππβΊ trip. Race each βΊ other, π take πππ care π of the baby. Old computer, study. πππ
Rescue πππ bodies, πππ overhead projector. πππ Jet πππ ski π in the πππ lake, π
ππ choreography, tank βΊ race. Learn πππ to shoot, go parachuting, πππ
walk shirtless π and watch π the π sunset. Cross πππ the rope, ππβΊ go down π steep π slopes, wear π
ππ orange ππβΊ clothes. Fill πππ up trucks π with dirt, die in the war, look πππ at the wet πππ street. π
Shoot π someone, give someone a ride, π call someone, knock someone down, fall in the river, play ring-around-the-rose, πππ take an oath, cross π the bridge, rake π the enemy π with machine-gun βΊ fire, π shoot with a bazooka, π shoot πππ with ππβΊ a bazooka again, have π a stool examination, π tested positive ππ
βΊ for HIV, play in the πππ playground, fix βΊ the πππ helmet, πππ parachute going down, ride π
a motorcycle, the soldier πππ shot, look the helicopter π in the π sky, πππ cannon shot, parachute on the floor, gay π³οΈβπ clothes, look how πππ many ππβΊ horses, woman, swordsman, πππ play π Risk, πππ tank spun, play in the playground, play πππ athletics, the truck πππ shot.
Brazilian Army: πππ you πππ have πππ no choice, itβs mandatory. π