It should be noted that I have an IQ at the 100th percentile at 15 years old. While I know from my Advanced Placement Statistics class that this is not possible, I know from my Advanced Placement Computer Science class that the likely explanation is that the number was rounded because my integer IQ value score had reached MAX_INT.

It should be noted that I consider myself an inventor and free-thinker; even when I was very young I used to plan out the most elaborate inventions in my mind, and never accepted the tripe that the teachers, or even my parents, good-hearted as they were, laid onto me. My parents knew I was something special — they always told me so, after all, but they never did financially support my endeavors to construct some of the incredible contraptions that arose from my mind. It’s one of the things that made me realize that nobody could see the “big picture” like I could — and nobody could see the details like I could either.

It should be noted that I know that I am very mature for my age. Most others are so concerned with those of their preferred gender and what they think about them. They engage in such stupid activites that end up damaging themselves and those around them, mentally, spiritually, and emotionally. I’m a big contributor to the brony community here on Reddit and DeviantART and many people have lauded me for my works.

It should be noted that even though I’ve just used the word spiritually, I’m no big proponent of religion. I believe that everyone should be able to believe what they want to, as long as their beliefs do not harm others. I truly respect the Buddhist and Sikh faiths, but reject the Islamic dogma. It’s funny how they claim to be a religion of peace and then they kill people and the people of the religion as a whole do not try to distance themselves from those whom they label ‘extremists’.

It should be noted that I’m also a pacifist — something which separates me from the rest in my high school; something that I’m probably best known for over there. One time, somebody called me a “pony-loving faggot,” and punched me in the face, breaking my nose. By the way, I strongly support his right to free speech and think that the word ‘faggot’ can be humorous if we do not let it have an effect on us. Anyway, I have an extreme tolerance to pain, and I didn’t want to hurt him too badly if I didn’t have to, so I faked tears, crying, shitting my pants, and vomiting to defuse the situation in a tactical manner.

It should be noted that the spectacle of my tolerance to pain and indifference to physical damage seems to have made all of the girls at my school attracted to me. They seem to be very intimidated by my presence; they always make weird looks at me and try to avoid me. However, I have watched a lot of anime, giving me some insight into a far more civilized and advanced foreign culture. I know from watching anime and old films that being mysterious and debonair and reserved impresses women, so I’ve begun to take up more antiquated and verbose speech, and refer to my classmates only by ‘Mister’ or ‘Miss’ and their last name. I also have begun to wear a suit and tie to class, and bring my work in a briefcase. I can see it working; everybody seems to be intimidated/attracted by/to me now; everybody seems hesitant to talk to me.

What the fuck do you think now, you little bitch, now that you have learned something about me? I believe your behaviour in this thread has been totally assholish and I think that I am a greater contributor to society than you will ever be. If you’re an engineer, chances are that I know more about engineering than you do. I bought an Arduino and know how to do Logic Gates, so I consider myself an expert electrical engineer. PI = 3.14159265358979 anyone? I heard even engineers don’t know that many digits on average. I also have a very good understanding of physics, better than most scientists. I know this because I understand the concepts better than they do, and I don’t even need to know Calculus! Newton was a fucking idiot like Romney is – I’d never vote for either of them.