I got struck with lightning 5 consecutive times, run over by a freight truck, building fall on me then I got up went home and played Xbox, until I had a heart attack after losing a game of competitive overwatch, had a dementor suck my soul away, then Satan incinerated my soul, and then once god was guiding me to the holy land I felt myself sucked back into this world after The Rock gave me cpr. I then ate a bad burger and promptly died