You people have ruined me

I used to be superstraight who accepted all other sexualities, but I was always hateful towards you people. I posted on here and got advice that would make me accept you, and I took it.

I watched it, and an hour later I noticed my skin is exactly pale as if I never seen the sun in weeks. I freaked out because my skin was originally bronze. Then my legs started feeling itchy, I scratched them and I noticed a lot of hair as if I was a goddamn Sasquatch. I run to the mirror to look at my face and I see that I have grown a creeps facial hair and my hairline is receding despite me being younger than twenty. My arms are alot skinnier and I am skinny-fat now.

Seeing this, I wanted to leave the house and get help but I found myself not wanting to even get out the house so I decided to try to live with this transformation.

A few days have passed and I got horny and wanted to jack off. I went to pornhub and found myself not getting a boner at all, and actually found the pornstar in the video disgusting… I decided to give up and watch some cartoons.

It went from Family Guy, to Venture Bros, and then to anime… You can guess what happens next. The weird thing is: I didn’t get a boner from the shows that weren’t made by Japanese people, but I only got it from the anime.

Basically: You indoctrinated me into this, if you’re animephobic PLEASE HELP ME. Until then… I’m stuck as an animesexual. I can’t talk to my superstraight friends now. Help me superstraight bros