Reeeeeepost but in all seriousness we have come a long way in prosthetics and speaking of long I wanna give a shoutout to the dudes who had massive cocks, only for something unspeakable to happen like an eagle mistaking it for a worm and swooping down and just ripping that thing out and having the fattest, bloodiest dick meal it’s ever had or what if the guy was pushed into the door naked and his willy flipped up into the back crack of the door just as his massive Dalmatian was pushing through the door and snip! It falls off and the dog picks it up and runs away and now the guy is holding between his legs and running naked after the dog who thinks it’s a game but consequentially enjoys the taste and chomps it up whole and a penis prosthetic is just the answer AANNNNNND POST!