Imagine if guys narrated porn like a cooking show.
“Ok so this girl is definitely a thicc cut. You can see some marbling in the thighs, a little bit of cellulite starting to form. This is going to be great for doing it from behind, you’ll really want to take advantage of anal. If you’re looking at a fat chick, you may think “no condom”, but you’re actually going to want to use a condom for this.

“Now we’ll break, for a word from our sponsor, Arby’s”