I want to fuck Smurfette. So what?

Everyone seems to have a problem with me wanting to fuck Smurfette. People act like she isn’t totally thick as fuck. The truth is anyone would, given the opportunity, suck her smurf pussy (or whatever reproductive means the smurfs have, that is still in debate, all we know is they most likely function like insects with queens that lay batches of children. It is also in debate whether she can even function as a female due to her being a creation by Gargamel).


Yes I did masturbate to Smurfette. I don’t know why you all wanted to know that but now you do. People don’t appreciate how much I do for the Smurf Scientific Inquiry Community (SSIC). I am the foremost theorist in smurf reproductive means, orgins, sub-species, etc. Yet I can’t even think about wanting to fuck Smurfette without being ostracized. You wanna-be thought police don’t have any right to my thoughts. Praise Satan.