Today, the mods entered my reddit account and tried to give me “a ban” because they thought that I shouldn’t be on reddit. The ironic thing is, as both an agekin and a reddit-modkin, I have been a reddit mod for at least 5000 more years than they have. It made me smile, because never had I wanted to type “Oh my sweet summer child” more than that moment. But all I did was unban myself using my 5000 year old knowledge of reddit’s code.