It’s E3 2019, everyone anxiously waiting in their seats. The lights dim, and a single spotlight shines on the stage. None other than EarthBound creator Shigesato Itoi himself walks onstage, and with a deadpan face says

“Undertale is Mother 4.”

He drops the microphone to the ground and walks away. The building now in flames, along with the homes of those watching the livestream. As Itoi walks away from the now blazing inferno that was the E3 building, a smirk grew on his face, as he knew the deed was done.