Long ago 🌎
The four nations 🏴
Nature Documentaries 🦋🐧
Sports and Action 👊🏻🏋🏼‍♂️
Comedy Specials 😂🤡
And Horror Flix 🙈😭
All lived together in rating harmony.

Then, one day, the Comedy Specials attacked 🤭😧, lead by the powerful “Amy Schumer: The Leather Special”😡🤢.

Only the RATER😎🤩, master of all four Progams, could overthrow the terrible Comedy Special 😤. But, just when the world needed him most, he vanished💨🤫.