Ben Shapiro: The build. How do destroy enemies with logic and facts.

*A hooded man walks into a group of bugbears, unarmed.*


“Hello there, friends.” He says, muffled.

*The creatures look at him, confused*

“Friends? I don’t know you.”

“I use the term “friends” as a gesture of companionship, not in the literal sense of the word”

*They look more angry than before*

“What kind of stuff is on you? Gimmie it.”

“I will have you know that I have no clothes underneath my cloak. It is physically impossible to steal anything from me. Trying to attack me will result in zero net gain. If you try to test me you will find that I am completely circumcised”

*The bugbears are dumbfounded*

“Is this guy a loony?”

“No. I am an intellectual. Although on the surface, being completely naked may make one seem to lack cognitive ability. I am actually depriving you of a reason to attack me”

“We’ll just kill you then.”

*The man smirks*

“Acting our in anger is not logical in the slightest. Facts do not care about your feelings. I am, in fact, a proficient spellcaster. Not only that, but I have a group of well-armed and capable allies who will be at my assistance in mere seconds”

“Not if we can beat the shit out of you.”

*He makes an illusionary graph with his hands, showing two lines crossing into an “X”.*

“Now that you know this, the opportunity cost of you attacking me sits around here” *He points near the bottom-right of the chart*

“Notice how the risk is moderately low, but the reward is practically non-existent.”

“I’m sorry, but you will have to find someone else to raid.”

*The bugbear turns his head towards the others, and speaks with a twinge of annoyance*

“You know what? I’m sick of dealing with this weirdo. Let’s just leave.”

*The bugbears turn around, and walk back into the trees*