I remember when loser was a brand of milk we all had to drink. Which way to the bedroom? What’s the PIN, Jeremy? Who has time for this? I’ll just order KFC. I figured out Sporks and not much else. I probably have an allergy and I’m going to have to decline. I paid to have Nike pumps and Jeremy still runs slowly. Thank you for this sheet set, I need four. Go back to Walmart for me. I’m getting drunk just like my grandfather, tonight and every other night for the rest of my father’s life. I have so many ear lobes they should consider me an alien. I haven’t seen the Space Program since they found what I presume to be my likeness in space. I have to ask the doctor where my wife is going to sleep once we get to Pakistan. Well, it looks like someone recognizes me. That’s it for today, everyone and good night.