Hi everyone! Welcome to the Fetus Fetish Abortion Clinic, where we turn
unwanted accidents into blissful opportunities! Thank you all so much for
coming in. By the looks of it, this appears to be the biggest turnout for one
of our info sessions yet! As one of the head nurses here, I’m so happy you’re
all considering us as your health center of choice. Whether you’re here out of
necessity or curiosity, I hope to quell any fears and answer all questions you
may have about recreational pregnancy termination, and to have you leave
here today educated, excited, and scheduling your first appointment with us!
So, the first thing to know about our clinic is that we deal exclusively with
third trimester abortions. No ending the fun early; we encourage all our
patients to enjoy that beautiful, full pregnant look as long as possible. Let
that radiant belly grow! Of course, not only will your stomach look
gorgeous, but your breasts will also get the full benefit of your pregnancy,
getting that sexy plump look with none of the hassle of actually having to
breastfeed afterwards. After all, just because you don’t plan on following
through with the birth, doesn’t mean you should lose out on a free cup size,
right ladies?
When the big day comes and you simply can’t contain that little tyke inside
you anymore, you will be brought in and tended to by our friendly,
professionally trained staff, who are ready to make your “miscarriage” quite
the magical experience. Just one pin prick of a needle, and the effects of our
patented drug will be instantaneous! You’ll feel a warm, tingling sensation
as your amniotic fluid transforms into a mild toxin that floods the womb,
surrounding the fetus and slowly dissolving it while also returning your
belly to its usual, sexy flatness. The process entirely safe, but the critter
inside you sure won’t appreciate it! You may feel it start to rock back and
forth, panicking and struggling so desperately to cling to life, but that
unpleasantness is super normal and will go away after a few minutes. After
that, you will be in complete bliss for a couple of hours as your body
removes all unwanted entities from your womb, finalized by a gushing,
orgasmic release of excess. Just a fair warning that the sensation can be
quite addictive. In fact, I love it so much I’m working on getting my fourth
appointment ready right now, as you can all see!
Trust me, women who abort with our clinic report not only experiencing a
higher sense of freedom and self-worth when leaving, but are also less likely
to feel depressed and end up being more sexually active and loving with
their partners than after other methods of abortion. Sounds great, right
girls? So don’t delay, and make an appointment today!