Ben Shapiro x Reader Fanfic by Kayla2011

The d8ing seen haz ben touf 4 u resenly, an u f1naly d1c1ded 2 trsut onne off th0s bl1nd d8 app’z (not app1etizers L0L). Yuor go1ng 2 you’re favrit resturant, the Olive Garden, wen yu recofgenize aman at uon ot teh tabelz. He aprouches u and sais “H-hoi… r u mi bl1md d8?”

yuO nopd qnd saty “Izit relly yu. B4n eshap1ro?”

H3 locks askanse adn say: “n-no owo… am bin Sheep-pyro.” H3 iz tryng 2 trik u buty ou dont fal 4 1t. yu pLa alung… 4 nao.

Yu sti doun att teh tabel adn tak an seet. Yu ordder th3 mak an cheas (yuor favrit) admn h3 gits teh sooop. Wehn h3 get’s 1t, h3 senz itt bakc bc it 2 hawt. Soo romentik! Teh watress iz ver pol1t an brin it bakc untilll itz prefict. Yuo shar a gl4nc wit h1m az h3 locks f4 minoriteez 2 b3littttle.H3s Berfict, waay 2 gud 4 yu neway’s..

Wen hte meel iz ovar, h3 calz ovver th watrezs adn beeratez herr 4 n0te Brigngin gte chelk suoner. (HEEE’S SU ETTRAXTIV OMGFG) Az shi bgring chek, h3 locks atyu ssenduktivly. wth wetris hnads ur msn teh chke aund h3 spit onn h3r <3. H3 ritez tjhe chekl ad leevs a zreo purrsent ttip. “I- I h9 pulik sirvic wroker’z.’

‘M3 2…” u gr1n L0L. “Pluz seh waz a womens.”

B3N sharpeero wuz jhed ovar heal’z 11n luv <3 wit u. “Kizz me.”

U d1dd an kis. “I feal sio wunderfoal rn.”

Bean Chaperone stard ate yu. “Faxs dont kar avbowt ur fe3ling.” He say. U freze 1n shok. “B——- byutt i du.’

“THen jhe tak u 2 ur plase an yu 2 doo 1it. 1t’z supr hat uWU.)

TEH NED>/