You are not funny and never will be. Absolutely zero people have found anything you’ve said even remotely funny. And yet you keep going on and on, with futile attempts at humor. This is why nobody will ever like you. Nobody has ever enjoyed your presence. All you’ve ever done is made the exact same shitty attempts at jokes. Nobody will enjoy your presence, either. They can’t. But you won’t realize this either, since you want to be Jerry Seinfeld so bad. I bet he’s ashamed of you, and your shitty ripoff of “humor”. Tell me one original thought you’ve had in your life. Go on. Do it. Oh, you can’t? How funny, I must say. It seems the only humor you can reach is through examples of your massive stupidity, you absolute failure. You are not funny.