You go to her place. Talked to her for 3 days on tinder and she invited you over. You know she is up for it, she wants the D.

You arrive, she is wearing a cute R2D2 costume. Looks kinda hot wearing it, though this is definitely not in your top 50 sexiest fictional character list. Still, better than using your own hand like always.

After some chat, she removes her panties, looks at you dead in the eye, desire beaming towards your crotch. Holy heck, may God help your heart pump blood effectively, because this is happening right now.

You start gliding into her port. She enjoys it. Asks for more. Faster. Deeper. Harder. Almost a daft punk lyric. You comply. God is giving you strength, your hips are a well oiled machine, and you can feel the tingling sensation of an approaching orgasm. But then she mumbles something, clearly struggling to fight the spasms that you are gifting her.

You can only understand some of if. It goes:

“Oh god oh god, it is coming oh good I’m gonna… I’m gonna….oh shiiiitt I’m gonna BEEP BOOP BOP BIP BRRRIP BOP BOP wyaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOO”.

You feel your fifth limb start do deflate, and your lustful trance gives place to a most horrific realization.

Holy shit, you just fucked R2D2.