Why fapping to traps isn’t gay: an essay by me

To figure out if fapping to traps is or is not gay, we need to first define what a trap is. A trap, as urban dictionary defines it, is “A crossdresser, usually a fictional character in an anime, who dresses up in the opposite gender’s clothing to trick people into thinking that they’re the opposite gender. Term comes from the anime trope of a character dressing up in drag to trick people into thinking that they’re the opposite gender.” Basically, a trap is a person (and, for the sake of this argument, a man) who dresses up as a woman.

Now, let me ask the question, why would fapping to a trap be gay? Well, as the reasoning goes, it’s because you’re fapping to a guy, and that’s gay. Taking this argument a little bit further, would it also be safe to say that be fapping to someone on your computer, you want to fuck the pixels on screen, because they’re also things that aren’t female portraying themselves in a way that makes themselves look female? So you’re sexually attracted to glass if you’ve fapped once? That, as we all could reasonably agree, would be an absurd thing to suggest, right? Therefore, the same logic applies to traps. You don’t want to fuck the guy, you want to fuck the thing portrayed by the guy, which, in this case, is a girl.

In conclusion, since you’re probably not sexually attracted to glass and light despite fapping to it, it logically applies that fapping to traps isn’t gay.