Ah yeah, the puffer fish video… Let me tell you, I once was in an asian buffet… Then I remembered that video… The video that changed my life… It is 1st of December and you can’t imagine how much I wanted to do sex. I told my wife to wait for me. And so I went to the kitchen. I was determined. I was as sneaky as possible hiding in dark corners. I succesfully got into the kitchen… And there I saw it… A funny fish inside a fishbowl. I could hear angelical chorus playing in my head and my dick was starting to feel amused. Oh my, what was that?? A chinese man was going to kill funny fish?? No no, I instinctively stood up and round kicked the asian man and knocked him unconscious

I saved my princess from that bad guy! Oh sweetie! I grabbed the funny fish out of the bowl and it was, in fact, the prettiest puffer fish I’ve ever met in my life. It was love at first sight. The puffer fish looked at me and inflated it’s cute tummy. I know what it wanted. It’s eyes were full of lust. She opened her mouth

I unzip my pants and introduce my fat and already erect cock inside the puffer fish’s mouth. Her teeth chomping my penis head felt as good as I had imagined. I was very aroused and was totally into the mood. I loved her. I don’t regret cheating my wife. I just… loved my soft puffer fish. I wanted to fill that huge and round belly with my cum. However, I heard those party poopers.

“GO GET THE NIGGEL HE IS SEX THE FISH. GO GET THE NIGGEL” Aaaand the alarms were off…. I would have just threw the fish away and run. But I loved my new girlfriend-fish and I was soooooo aroused after a month of no-nut that I ran away while the puffer fish was chomping my penis. She loved me so much that she wouldn’t let my dick go. I had go as fast as possible. I needed to save my girlfriend and escape from this society! I reach the dining room. I didn’t care if everyone saw my new puffer-fish girlfriend biting my dick. The SWAT was already there waiting for us. They shout me to get on the floor. At this point I froze. Not because of fear, but because I didn’t care about the world since I was reaching my climax. Then… I heard her:

” 🐡Augh…”

I came. So hard. Buckets of cum holded for an entire month getting released by the hottest and most exciting moment of my life… My eyes rolled back to my skull until I could just see black,the void. I fall to the ground shaking violently while foam came from my mouth and cum erupted from my penis into my puffer fish’s mouth. The world didn’t matter to me. It was just me, my puffer fish, and my cum. Then, the post-nut clarity came. I think I had a vision of Keanu Reeves giving me a thumbs up in the distance. I smiled. Finally, I geniunely smiled for the first time in years… I felt…happiness… Thanks to a puffer fish… My true love!

I came back to the real world… I wondered if all of this was a dream… But I looked my dick there I saw her, my puffer fish girlfriend-cum ballon completely filled with my sons, my creations… She got 3 times fatter because of my cum… It was so hot… At this point I wanted to cuddle, so I grab my puffer fish from my dick and I kissed her on the mouth.

“I love you…”

Then I got shot on the forehead. My last act on this plane of existence was to hug my cum-filled puffer fish tightly. AITA?