This was not a copypasta, but now it is. This was commented by /u/dunaja on a post on /r/baseball about Josh Beckett’s arrest.

My dad briefly dated Josh Beckett’s mom in high school and they ended things on good terms. They even got back in touch a few years back after he figured out social media. They send each other family photos, swap work stories (they are all retired) and occasionally even skype on holidays.

Last thanksgiving, I was over at my dad’s and Josh was visiting while they were skyping. His mom knows from my dad that I’m a huge baseball fan and she offered to introduce us.

Well, Josh would have none of it. First he pretended to not hear her while she awkwardly made excuses for him that he was busy preparing the turkey in the kitchen (we could see him right behind her coloring with crayons or some shit), but then he rolled his eyes and said “for fuck’s sake” loud enough for us to hear.

He finally came over into full view and I shit you not, was wearing a bib and holding massive turkey legs in each of his hands. He didn’t say a goddamn word. No hello or hi or even a smile. He just looked into the camera with dead eyes and just sucked the meat right off the turkey bones, one at a time, like a little kid sucking jelly off his fingers.

Fucking Beckett.