With all due respect, I offer a conversational riposte as an opposition. The idea of “yourself” seems to have been at fault for the incident at hand in which was just described unto us. While some may say that I may be agreeable, this point could not be farther from the truth. As such, I present to you, [Name], an antithetical response to the idea you have just described. you see, while you may have directed your disdainful opprobrium towards me, I would reciprocate your disagreement towards yourself. As you may now realize, what I am trying to argue is that the discourtesy that you may have against me, in actuality, would apply to you.