Are you worthy to have a Vintage Stretch Figure?

Well, to answer this odd question, one must ask themselves, Hmm?? Am I a good person? Do I hurt other people? and Do I really Love the Stretches? In a nutshell, what Im saying is,only good, honest, loving and humble people really deserve to own a Stretch Armstrong Figure.These are the people that really understand just what they have in there hands when they are looking at such a rare and meaningfull vintage toy as a Stretch Armstrong. A Humble person knows that even though the Stretch sitting in their hand though smaller is yet much bigger than they are. Yes, those Cool Vintage Stretch Octopi buds, That Amber X Ray, and ahh…yes…That wonderful Smooshy Armstrong of old.These are the memories of our past that meant more to us than the world itself, and for some reason just enough survived to come back to those chosen few good people that really and truly deserve them. Have the past 30 years hardened you and and changed you into a different person than you once were? Do you send nasty, harassing emails to people just because they have stretches and you dont? Well if the answer is yes, then you will also have the answer to another question… Why dont I have a Vintage Stretch Figure? Because my friend.. you are not worthy of one. Become humble and the Stretches may come your way.