Look, I’m not a🅰️a hateful 👭person👭 or anything–I 🅱elieve we should all live and let live. But lately, I’ve been 🈶having 🈶 🅰️a 🅰️🅰️ real ⚠️problem⚠️ with these homosexuals. You 🙈see 🙈, just about wherever I go these days, 1️⃣one 1️⃣ of them approaches me and starts🆕 sucking my cock. Take last Sunday, for instance, when I casually 👕 struck up🔺 🅰️a🅰️ conversation with this 👱guy👱 in the health💊-♣️club ♣️ locker🛅🛅 room. Nothing fruity, just a🅰️ couple 👬 of fellas 💬talking💬 a🅱out their 🅱orkout routines while enjoying 🅰️a🅰️🅰️ nice 🍧hot 🍧 shower 🚿. The 👱guy👱 looked👀 like💕💕 a🅰️ real man’s 👳 🎅man 🎅🎅, too–big biceps 💪, meaty thighs, thick neck. He didn’t seem the least bit gay. At least not until he 🆕started🆕🆕 sucking my cock, that is. Where does this queer get🉐 the nerve to suck my cock? Did I look👀👀 gay to him? Was I wearing a 🅰️ pink💓 feather boa without realizing 🇮🇹it🇮🇹? I don’t recall the phrase, “Suck my cock” entering the conversation, and I don’t have🈶 a🅰️ 🚸sign🚸 around my neck that reads📘, “Please, You Homosexuals, Suck My Cock.” I’ve got🉐🉐 nothing against homosexuals. Let them be 🆓free🆓 to do their gay thing in peace🕊, I say. But when they start🆕 sucking my cock, then I’ve got🉐 a🅰️ real ⚠️problem⚠️. Then there was the time🕚 I was hiking🚶 through the woods and came across a🅰️ rugged-looking👀, blond👸-💈haired 💈 🏃man🏃 in his early🕚🕚 30s. He seemed straight enough to me while we were 🛁bathing🛁 in that mountain🏔🏔 stream, but, 🅱efore you know 🇮🇹, he’s sucking my coc🅱. What is i🇮🇹 with these homos? Can’t they control🛂 their sexual urges? Aren’t there enough gay cocks out there for them to suck on 🔛 without them having🈶🈶 to target normal people👪 ❤️like❤️ me? Believe me, I have🈶 no❌❌ interest in 🉐getting 🉐 my cock sucked by some queer. But try telling that to the guy 👱👱 at the beach🌺 club♣️. Or the 1️⃣one1️⃣ at the 📹video📹 store🏬❌. Or the one1️⃣ who catered my wedding👰. Or any of the countless other homos who’🅱ve come on🔛 to me recently. All of them sucked my 🅱ock, and there was nothing I could do to stop⏹ them. I tell you, when a🅰️🅰️ homosexual is sucking your ↕️cock↕️↕️, a🅰️🅰️ lot of strange thoughts💭 go through your head: How the hell did this happen? Where did this fairy ever 🉐get🉐🉐 the 💡idea💡 that I was gay? And where did he get🉐🉐 those fantastic boots👢? It screws with your 💆head 💆💆 at other times🕝, too. Every 🕒time🕒 a🅰️ man👳 passes💯 me on 🔛 the street, I’m afraid he’s going to gra🅱🅱 me and drag me 📴off 📴 to some 🅱athroom🚿 to suck my cock. I’ve 🌛even🌛 started🆕 to visualize these repulsive cock-sucking episodes during the healthy, heterosexual marital relations I enjoy with my wife–even some that haven’t actually happened, like💏 the sweaty😅, 🚩post🚩-👾game👾 🔓locker🔓-room tryst with Vancouver Canucks forward 🔼 Mark Messier that I can’t seem to stop ⏹ thinking 🤔🤔 about. Things could be worse〽️, I suppose. It could be women🙅 trying to suck my 😅cock, which would be adultery and would make me feel tremendously guilty. As 🇮🇹🇮🇹 is, I’m just angry😡 and sickened. 🅱ut believe me, that’s enough. I don’t know what😦 makes these homosexuals mistake me for a🅰️ 👱guy 👱 who wants his cock sucked, and, frankly, I don’t want to know. I just wish🙏 there were some ↕️way ↕️ to 🉐get🉐 them to stop⏹. I’ve tried all sorts of things to get🉐 them to stop🚏🚏, but it🇮🇹 has🈶 all been to no ❌❌ avail. A few months 🈷️ ↩️back↩️, I started 🆕 wearing an intimidating-looking 👀 black leather thong with menacing metal studs in the 🙏hopes 🙏 that it🇮🇹 would frighten those faggots 📴off📴, but it🇮🇹 didn’t 🏢work🏢. In fact, it 🇮🇹🇮🇹 only seemed to encourage them. Then, I really started🆕 getting🉐🉐 rough, slapping them around whenever they were sucking my cock, but that failed 💩, too. Even pulling out of their mouths🤑🤑 just before ❤️❤️ejaculation and ↕️↕️shooting↕️↕️↕️ 💫💫 sperm all over their 😃face😃, neck, chest and 💈hair 💈 seemed to 🈶have🈶 no 👎 effect. What do I have🈶 to do to get🉐🉐 the message 💬 across to these swishes? I swear, if these homosexuals 🅱on’t take 🅰️a🅰️ hint and quit sucking my cock all the time🕗, I’m going to have🈶🈶 to resort⛵️ to drastic measures–like maybe pinning them 🔽down 🔽🔽 to the 🅱ement floor of the loading📂📂 dock with my 🅱owerful forearms and working💼 my cock all the way↕️↕️ up☝️ their butt 🆘so🆘 they understand loud🔊 and clear just how much I disa🅱🅱rove of their unwelcome advances.