I’m a … I’m a fuckin’ POLICEMAN you fuckin can’t kill an officer What the FUCK

that’s fucked up bruh

ha ha ha ha

Pull over… \*\*PULL OVER\*\*

\[nervous laughter\] okay

\*death noise\*

HA HA HA HA HA

HYE GUYS Ethan’s

Ethan’s in the fuckin’ killcam

Ethan killed me but for some reason

there’s a fuckin’ HOT DOG™ on the floor It’s so comedically \*\*PERFECT\*\*

\*HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER\*

IT’S A FUCKIN’ PERFECT HOT DOG™ IT’S JUST ON THE FLOOR

LIKE SOMEBODY DROP THEIR HOT DOG™ BUT IT MAINTAINED ITS SHAPE

\*MORE LAUGHTER\*

THE MUSTARD’S ALL IN THIS… FUCKIN’ PERFECTLY STRAIGHT \*\*SQUIGGLY LINE\*\* (???)

AND IN THE KILLCAM ETHAN’S FUCKIN’ \*\*STARIN’ AT IT\*\*

\*I’ve actually never heard Opal laugh this hard before\*

HE’S FUCKIN’ LOOKING AT ME BUT HE’S LOOKING AT THE HOT DOG™ WITH THE \*\*STANK EYE\*\*

HE’S LIKE –

HMM… (some noise idk) \*\*LOOKS GOOD\*\*