I sexually identify as squid girl でゲソ. Ever since I was a boy, I dreamed of being a kawaii squid and conquer でゲソ the evil humans who polluted the oceansでゲソ. People say that me being a squid girl is impossible and inkling retarded, but I don’t care, イカむすめでゲソ. I’m having a doctor install ten tentacles on my head, a squid head on top of my human head, and make my body translucent with internal lighting でゲソ. From now on I want you pithy humans to call me 侵略イカむすめ and respect my right to be a kawaii loli monster and invade you でゲソ. If you can’t accept me, you are a squiddling marine-phobe and should check your squiddly privilege. [Thank you for being so understanding でゲソ](http://i.imgur.com/zszOFlv.jpg)