Hello Sir. Are you Mr.___? I am with the United States Department of Health. We are currently conducting a survey of young men’s penises across the United States. You have been chosen for this survey, and will be required to submit photos of your genitals. If you do not submit these photos, you will be fined up to $3000 and could face jail time. Please send at least 10 photos of your penis and testicular area, from various angles. Thank you Mr.___, I hope you chose to submit photos to this required survey.