boys really get mad when you slap their ass like its my fault you got the wagon? you double-caked cheeked-up bitch, triple-thick dumpy, thick-ass slice of heaven, why do you walk in a room and your ass comes in 5 minutes later. don’t expect people not to be expending a few hands on that amount of cake. just look at the fucking thing and tell me you wouldn’t give it a good hard smack if it were on someone else. tell me you wouldn’t watch the thing ripple from the blow for a good 3 minutes. say to my face that you would be able to resist it after taking one good look at that huge dump truck ass jiggling and bouncing around. look me in the eyes right now and state to me with a straight face that you would look at that great big wobbling ass and **not** be awestruck with how soft and smooth it looked, and just give it a nice solid slap.