You see, I am the greatest artistic, musical, mathematical, scientific, philosophical, and logical mind ever to live. I’m a diagnosed psychopath. I use logic rather than emotion. I can instantly calculate anything in my head. I consume information from my books rather than watch TV. At this point, my brain is practically an encyclopedia. I have a photographic memory. I speak every language currently spoken AND Latin fluently. I currently know 19+ instruments and can learn how to play any one within 1 minute. I can paint and sculpt masterfully in every style imaginable. I use art and music to get out my emotions rather than using emotion. I can come up with advanced philosophical and scientific ideas beyond what you comprehend. I can write a brilliant, incredibly written novel in 2 hours. I’m ambidextrous as well. I can sing operatically and dance ballet masterfully having no training. I listen only to classical music and opera to boost my brain power. I’m also incredibly deductive. I can figure out every detail of your entire life story in an instant by looking at you. I’ve mastered every form of martial art. I’m also a superb cook. Back when I went to college, I went to a very elite, secret college that didn’t accept money. You could only get in with full scholarship and passing an IQ test with AT LEAST 200 points. It’s the hardest school in the world to get into. I joined their “omnitry” program. Omnitry covered every academic and artistic subject imaginable. You had to have EXPERTISE in all these fields to get a degree in it. Doctor level expertise in all of them if you wanted to get a doctorate in omnitry I got my degree at age 17. My degree was a doctorate in omnitry.

Hopefully this starts to give you a small idea of how smart I am.