What the Marx did you just say about me, you little capitalist? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the School of Marx, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret distributions of the Communist Manifesto, and I have over 300 confirmed conversions. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top red in the entire Marxist forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will show you the communist philosophy with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my Marxist words. You think you can get away with saying that crapitalist crap to me over the Internet? Think again, cappie. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your economic philosophy. Your allegiance is dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can make you read the work of Marx in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed conversion, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Marxist Revolution and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable beliefs off the face of the continent, you little crapitalist. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have taken a look at my views before commenting. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will make you understand communism and you will drown in equality. Your philosophy’s dead, capper.