The question of all time is – who actually is shaggy?
We all know that shaggy is the most mysterious and powerful person in the world. He is to be thought to be a god since we believe that shaggy caused the great impact on the proto-earth. That he sent us the big meteorite by tip of the finger. He didnt even use his 1% power to do that and yet the meteorite didnt travel at the speed of light — EVEN FASTER! It teleported into earth, causing black hole, but shaggy just sucked in black hole. HE SUCKED IN NOTHINGNESS!!! HOW POWERFUL YOU NEED TO BE TO CONSUME THE MOST DREADFUL AND UNKNOWN THING IN UNIVERSE – THE BLACK HOLE!??! I mean if he can do that, he can even suck in light?! Oh my god.

No one can comprehend shaggy! NONE OF US WILL EVER SEE HIS TRUE POWER. He is just toying with us. How do I know? Look at the history. WHO KILLED THE DINOSAURS? Meteorite? NO, IT WAS HIM. The dinosaurs grew big and became powerful and taunted shaggy, yet they met their end. Just like that. Oh, the black death in europe? He had a cure if he used 1% of his power to kill the disease on the earth. And guess what? THE VATICAN REJECTED IT! WHY?! BECAUSE VATICAN IS MONEY ADDICT HEAVEN AND THEY REJECTED SHAGGY, JUST BECAUSE HE ASKED TOO MUCH.

Have you ever wondered how powerful was Germany back in 1939? Shaggy was helping them. He granted the technology to them. They even invented worlds first jet that was faster than speed of sound. Shaggy is basically the pillar of our technology.

Thats why, we need to pray to shaggy, to spare us and grant us the knowledge he can offer. Shaggy, if you’re reading this please spare us beca—