My name is Yoshikage Waffle, I was baked 5 seconds ago. I make sure my squares are perfect. I am yet to be eaten. I am always in a perfect position ready to be eaten once i am baked. However you, ShigeMuffin, will get in my way of being covered in syurup and butter for breakfast. I will have to make sure you end up on the floor with the 99.99% of germs. You’re rottening has become a necessity