The “gay boy” you punched in the hall today? He deep throated the fuck out of five cocks all at once last night. That girl you called a slut in class today? She fucked her horse. The boy you called lame? Yeah, he’s a fucking bitch. That girl you pushed down the other day? She has a Barbie™️ Ken doll stuck in her vagina. That girl you called fat? She managed to eat seventeen Big Mac™️ burgers in one sitting. The old man you made fun of cause of the ugly stars? He contracted ligma. The boy you made fun of for crying? He’s crying because he missed Gekyume’s circumcision. You think you freaking know them? Guess what? You don’t! Re-post if you think we should reinstate the three-fifths compromise. I bet 99% of you won’t, but repost this if you’re that 1% who is an epic gamer.