I mean, did you really expect my stupidly horny teenage alienfucker self to look at this ferocious 8’3 deep-voiced absolute fucking UNIT of a being and not want him to ruin my life??? Come on. If there’s one thing I’m into, it’s tall beefcakes that could beat the absolute shit out of me. I’ll admit, Thanos straight-up made me realize that I have a choking kink at the age of 15 and that I want a prospective romantic interest to refer to me as “little one.” Maybe it’s kinda fucked up but tbh I really don’t care. I would climb Thanos like a goddamn tree. I rest my case.