Joe Ward Two Female Cars “Flash” Lightning McQueen – Cars
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More Pixar-related smut here, because the world’s favourite animation studio can’t keep the filthy little references out of their movies, and that’s totally okay with us. Cars is thought to be one of the less-inspired movies in the Pixar canon, because – c’mon – cars? The most creative idea you can muster up is talking cars, in a world inhabited entirely by cars?
Doesn’t even make sense. What does make sense, though, is a part of the movie where a couple of hotties decide to expose themselves to main character Lightning McQueen. In a strictly vehicular sense, that is. Yes, during a scene at the beginning of the movie, where we’re been shown Lightning McQueen’s badass driving skills and associated popularity, a couple of convertibles – named Mia and Tia, if you’re interested – flash him with their headlights in quick succession.
That’s not all that bad until you realise what, exactly, this is supposed to signify. Mia and Tia are groupies, basically, and their flashing Lightning is the car equivalent of them flashing their naked breasts. It’s actually a rather clever gag, made so by the double meaning of “flashing.” But it’s also filth. Serious filth.