Mushrooms taste like cum

I know both mushrooms and cum can vary in tastes, but overall, they share a similar flavor akin to earthiness, fish-like, I can’t quite put my finger on it, but the two most definitely remind me of the other, like if I ate a mushroom, in my head I’m going “wow this tastes like cum!” And when I swallow cum, in my head I’m like “why does this remind me of a mushroom??”