SALUTATION, MERE MORTAL IT SEEMS YOU HAVE WANDERED ONTO MY LINKEDIN PROFILE, LITTLE DID YOU KNOW, YOU INSECT, YOU, MY NAME IS COREY BANKS, RULER OF THESE LANDS! I HAVE WORKED AS A SANITATION ENGINEER FOR TWELVE WHOLE YEARS AT THE DENNY’S OFF HIGHWAY 56 IN GREENVILLE, SOUTH CAROLINA! I WOULD ALSO HAVE YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR A REFERENCE TO MY PROWESS IN SANITATION ENGINEERING, PLEASE CALL MELINDA, THE SHIFT MANAGER AT THE DENNY’S THAT USUALLY WORKS THE SAME HOURS I DO, WHICH ARE IMPACTED BY MY ATTENDANCE IN THE LOCAL ART SCHOOL! IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR A SANITATION ENGINEER, I OFFER MYSELF HUMBLY TO WORK FOR THINE. I, HOWEVER HAVE HAD EXPERIENCE AS A MANAGER MYSELF, AND COULD EASILY FILL SAID POSITION, BUT LITTLE DID YOU KNOW I LOVE ENGINEERING SANITATION! -corey banks out