R:Where do you get the hentai?

J:It’s a romantic notion that it all comes from Japan. I deal in hentai, I profit from circulation. You get a reprint of hentai, you think they slag 2000 copies of hentai? No, they sell it to me.

R:So the hentai has been bought and sold repeatedly?

J:Heh, they’re not biodegradable, only cum is biodegradable.