Well, I saw this graph the other day, which showed a .15 r2 between IQ and penis size in white males. You’d expect my penis to even slightly match my IQ, but that doesn’t seem to be the case. My penis is approximately 1.2 inches erect, with a circumference of 5.5 inches — a certifiable micropenis, which is utterly absurd. I am a long time member of this community, scoring 154 on nexus, 54/60 on VRA, 160s on SEE37, and many more praiseworthy scores. Based on this data, you’d expect my penis to be bigger. It doesn’t stop there though. I attempted coitus with a female of proximate IQ, and when I pulled my pants down, she nearly chuckled, pointed at my crotch, and asked “EWWW, why does it look like that worm hole from Star Wars???? I can barely even see it!” For context, I am a heavier man, 155 lbs at 5’5.645013479. Regardless, I thought I was sufficiently hard to begin copulation, but she thought otherwise, and she immediately ran out of my humble, one story underground abode that just so happens to be below my mom’s dormitory. Why must I be cursed to be 155 IQ? If I was simply 160, I would’ve been able to brainwash her and make her flower mine.