I sexually identify as a Transformer. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of using roly poly as my main form of transport and playing groovy tunes from my chest. People say to me that a person being a Transformer is impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon remove my skeleton and install an exoskeleton perfect for high speed roly polys onto my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Ladybird” and respect my right to roly poly over pedestrians and inseminate them at high speeds while playing ‘Stiches – Molly Cyrus’ with little to no warning. If you can’t accept me you’re transphobic and need to check your walking privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.