Did you just fucking call me racist, you fucking racist-mysoginist-xenopohobic transphobic-antisemitic white trash? I’ll have you know I’m a trained French Resistance soldier, and I’ve been involved in numerous ghetto uprisings in Varsovia, Warsaw, Krakow, Viena, Paris, Minsk and Riga, and I have over 300 confirmed Nazi kills. I am trained in cancel culture and I’m the top activist in the entire BLM movement. I’ve been praised by people like Erwin Rommel, Rosa Parks, MLK and Keanu Reeves for my antiracist badassery. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me on Twitter? Think again, bigot. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of former war prisoners and Kristallnacht survivors and all your posts are being downvoted, so you better prepare for your account to be suspended. Not only am I extensively trained in Melee combat, but I have access to the entire hate symbol database of the Anti-Defamation League and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the Internet, you little shit. If only you could have known what retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking cancelled, kiddo.