Nigga you not supposed to answer. Laugh and move on goddamn. Ol’ opinion havin ass. You the nigga that ask for the manager because your the waitress flirting at another table. You the nigga that puts political bumper stickers on your car. You the nigga that watch 24/7 news and repeat all that shit like its facts. You the nigga that squeeze all the goddamn tomatoes before you decide you don’t want one tonight. You the nigga that actually takes the damn surveys after a service call. You the nigga that tell the telemarketer about how offended you are she called. Bitch got a job! She don’t give a fuck about you, but you don’t care, cause yo ass got something to say. You count calories for everybody but your goddamn self. You the nigga that use a recipe from the internet, then put a comment under it about how much you liked it after you changed every goddamn ingredient